{"id":34,"date":"2006-07-15T14:57:05","date_gmt":"2006-07-15T13:57:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/relivethefuture.com\/choronzon\/2006\/07\/15\/testing-the-new-eye-ranian-paradigm\/"},"modified":"2006-07-15T14:57:05","modified_gmt":"2006-07-15T13:57:05","slug":"testing-the-new-eye-ranian-paradigm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/relivethefuture.com\/choronzon\/testing-the-new-eye-ranian-paradigm\/","title":{"rendered":"Testing the new eye-ranian paradigm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Im going outside now dressed as an Australian to poo on the street and if a rozzer stops me i will bum him into bacon and wear him as a turban.<br \/>\nNukes will follow.<br \/>\nStandard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Im going outside now dressed as an Australian to poo on the street and if a rozzer stops me i will bum him into bacon and wear him as a turban. Nukes will follow. Standard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tinfoil-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/relivethefuture.com\/choronzon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/relivethefuture.com\/choronzon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/relivethefuture.com\/choronzon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/relivethefuture.com\/choronzon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/relivethefuture.com\/choronzon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/relivethefuture.com\/choronzon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/relivethefuture.com\/choronzon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/relivethefuture.com\/choronzon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/relivethefuture.com\/choronzon\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}