Im going outside now dressed as an Australian to poo on the street and if a rozzer stops me i will bum him into bacon and wear him as a turban.
Nukes will follow.
Standard.
Im going outside now dressed as an Australian to poo on the street and if a rozzer stops me i will bum him into bacon and wear him as a turban.
Nukes will follow.
Standard.
Hey bacon hat. How’s it going? I tried that but no-one batted an eyelid. Total anti climax. I take it you were more successful.
I e-mailed Mervin but I think he’s ignoring me. If he got my mail, that is. Martin if you read this get in touch or feel my long range e-slap. (Currently having navigational difficulties but when I get it fixed…..)
Anyone for a game of useless wooden toys when were through with public pooping?
-Thought not.
Anyway sorry to use your website as a chat board thing but technology scares me and nobody seems to listen to me when i shout an stamp and throw stuff around.
Peace.